Idiot Doll

He’s hand-stitched, he’s ugly, and he’s made to take a right proper beating. Each “What a F$&#ing idiot” doll is made with felt, hand-sewn (poorly) and stuffed with rice, intentional herbs, and orange essential oil. He can sit atop your desk and serve as a great air freshener and tiny punching bag. 

Each idiot is unique, and none of them are cute. He comes with a bag of needles, for no reason at all. He can come with plastic buttons or felt buttons for his tiny stupid jacket.

$5 of each purchase benefits the National Park Conservation Association. Follow us on Facebook to see the progress.